Unicorn Membership

$850.00 for 1 year

  • Free Coat Check
  • No Cover
  • Membership Mail For additional offers, swag, updates and more.
  • Membership Card
  • Membership Hoodie
  • Membership Sign
  • Name in Members Directory
  • Staff Bar Discount Excludes already discounted items and daily specials.
  • 5 Free Food Items Per Night
  • Anytime Line Bypass for Door and Bathroom (Limited to membership holder only.)
  • 2 Guaranteed Karaoke Songs Per Night If a Unicorn Member is in the bar, they will be given the chance to sing the last song of the night.
  • Membership Photo Framed in Bar

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Welcome to the third and most prestigious tier of our exclusive membership program. You don’t just love Chainsaw, you ARE Chainsaw. To qualify for consideration,

 

  • Your blood must be six parts Chainsaw Lager, and four parts Pabst Blue Ribbon.
  • Regardless of where you are or what you’re doing, there’s a pretzel bun slowly digesting in your stomach.
  • You never worry about stepping on gum, because your shoes are always sticky.
  • You have zen-like control over your cast iron bladder after years of waiting in line for our bathrooms.
  • You don’t listen to a song unless you know we’ve got it for karaoke. What would be the point?
  • You have, at least, a vague sense of irony.